parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

me post-grad 

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itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I assume someone’s covered this. But anyway…

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mymomwatchesgameofthrones:

My mom on another suspect:

Oh! It could have been BEARS! 

"Bears?!?!?" - Me

Yeah, Bears! 

"Bears?!?!?" - Me, again.

No, Varys. He’s got that warlock in a trunk.

"Oh." - Me, sad that the bear theory wasn’t a go.

S4.E2

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racervonschweetz:

thiefqueenftw:

We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother

IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

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kingajstylesambrose:

me: I can’t go to school all this week.
mom: Why??
me: it’s a holiday week.
mom: What holiday?
me: WRESTLEMANIA WEEEEK.

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